I'm sorry, but THIS is not what most women look like when they are 6 months pregnant:
Because, if it is, I have been 6 months pregnant for the last year. Seriously.
NO, THIS is what most women look like at 6 months:
Oh, did I say SIX months? I meant that this anonymous woman above is FIVE months pregnant, and gigantic. Which means Nicole Kidman is totally faking it. And before you get all crazy and say I'm jealous and over-reacting, please recall that I've actually met Nicole Kidman. In fact, I DJ'd her closing party for the movie The Invasion, so I got to STARE fixedly at the woman in a way that some might label as creepy for the better part of 5 hours. So, while I am no expert on childbirth, I can tell you that a 6 foot tall, 115 pound woman is going to have more than an itty bitty tummy if she's six months pregnant, m'kay??
I think that little rant may satisfy my need to get this off my chest. We'll see in another five days.